The Immortals
NEW MOON
Herbal tea for fresh starts and clear energy.
Every legend has a beginning. The new moon is the darkest night of the cycle — the night the Immortals call their own — and that's exactly when beginnings happen. Not when everything's perfect. When you're done waiting.
This is the reset cup. For when your head won't shut up, everything feels heavy, and you're ready to clear it out and start over anyway. Messy is fine. Legends aren't born tidy.
Lemon balm, peppermint, lemongrass, and tulsi cut through the mental fog. Lavender and calendula soften the edges. Ginger and orange bring the warmth and the nudge forward.
Calm, not sleepy. Fresh, not sharp. It doesn't ask anything from you.
Reach for it when:
- your thoughts won't slow down
- everything feels a little too heavy
- you're coming out of overwhelm
- you need a reset without the pressure
- you're beginning again, even messy
Tasting notes: fresh • citrusy • lightly minty • softly floral, warm finish
Marked with the gold hourglass seal — the sign of the Immortals.
Key herbs:
Lemon Balm • Peppermint • Lemongrass • Tulsi • Lavender • Calendula • Ginger • Orange
How to use:
Steep 1–2 teaspoons in hot water for 5–7 minutes. Drink when you need clarity, a fresh perspective, or a moment to come back to yourself.
Herbal tea for release and restoration.
The full moon is the brightest night of the cycle — the night nothing stays hidden. The Immortals have watched a thousand of them rise, and they know: this is when everything you've been carrying comes to the surface. Let it.
This is the exhale cup. Chamomile, hibiscus, rose, and lemon balm — florals and calm in equal measure — for the moments you need to let go of the tension, feel what you're feeling, and come back steadier.
It brews purple. Deep violet, sometimes ruby, shifting in the light — all from the botanicals, no tricks. Like the moon itself, it doesn't look the same twice.
Caffeine-free. Gentle. It holds you without asking you to explain yourself.
Reach for it when:
- you're carrying too much
- the feelings need somewhere to go
- your nerves are shot
- you need softness, not solutions
- you're ready to let go
Tasting notes: floral • lightly tart • smooth • comforting
Brewing: 1–2 teaspoons per 8 oz hot water. Steep 5–7 minutes. Enjoy hot or chilled.
Marked with the gold hourglass seal — the sign of the Immortals.
Shadow & Light
The moon-tea duo.
New Moon for beginnings. Full Moon for release. The darkest night and the brightest one, in one box — because that's how cycles work. You don't get the light without the shadow.
Two small-batch herbal teas, marked with the gold hourglass seal — the sign of the Immortals.
**New Moon:** lemon balm, peppermint, lemongrass, tulsi, lavender, calendula, ginger, orange. Fresh starts, clear energy.
**Full Moon:** chamomile, hibiscus, rose, lemon balm. Release, restoration, the exhale.
Brew the whole cycle.
Wild & Well
Dream Time
Rest isn’t a luxury — it’s survival.
Dream Time is a calming herbal blend created to help your body unwind, quiet a racing mind, and ease you into deep, restorative sleep. Gentle floral notes and soothing herbs work together to release tension from the day and prepare you for true rest.
This naturally caffeine-free tea is perfect for evenings, bedtime routines, or anytime your nervous system needs permission to slow down.
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Ingredients
Chamomile, lemon balm, lavender, butterfly pea flower, rose
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Flavor Profile
Soft • Floral • Lightly sweet • Comforting
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Caffeine Content
Caffeine-free
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Why You’ll Love It
• Encourages relaxation and calm
• Supports deeper, more restorative sleep
• Helps ease stress and mental tension
• Ideal for nighttime winding down
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Brewing Instructions
1 tsp loose leaf tea per 8 oz hot water
Steep 5–7 minutes
Best enjoyed warm before bed
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Handcrafted in small batches to help you end the day gently — because rest isn’t something you earn. It’s something you deserve.
Crimson Flow Magic
Because your body is doing powerful work — and it deserves support.
Crimson Flow Magic is a soothing herbal blend crafted to help ease cramps, calm tension, and support your body through the physical and emotional stressors that can come with your cycle. Warming, comforting herbs work together to relax the body while gently nurturing balance and relief.
Perfect for menstrual support or anytime you need warmth, comfort, and care.
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Ingredients
Red raspberry leaf, chamomile, rose hips, rose, lavender, ginger
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Flavor Profile
Warm • Floral • Lightly earthy • Gently spiced
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Caffeine Content
Caffeine-free
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Why You’ll Love It
• Supports comfort during menstrual cramps
• Helps soothe tension and body discomfort
• Warming herbs encourage relaxation
• Gentle emotional and physical support
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Brewing Instructions
1 tsp loose leaf tea per 8 oz hot water
Steep 7–8 minutes for full herbal benefits
Enjoy warm as needed
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Handcrafted in small batches to bring comfort, softness, and support when your body asks you to slow down.
Storm & Sanctuary
Storm & Sanctuary Collection
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A Ritual Tea Collection for Nervous System Weather & Emotional Return
You don’t always need answers.
Sometimes you just need something warm in your hands and a reason to slow down.
Storm & Sanctuary is a set of three intentional herbal teas designed for emotional states that don’t fit neatly into words—overwhelm, depletion, restlessness, or the quiet feeling of being uncentered.
Each blend is crafted as a small ritual of return.
Heart Space Glow
Soft Floral Blend
For the moments when everything feels too loud inside your chest.
This is a soft landing tea—floral, gentle, slightly sweet—made for emotional overwhelm, sensitivity, and tender days when you need less input, not more advice.
A cup for:
overstimulation
anxious spirals
emotional heaviness
sensitive hearts that feel everything at once
It doesn’t push you into calm.
It meets you where you are and lowers the volume.
Sun Kissed Aura
Warm Golden Blend
For low days when your spark feels far away.
This blend is warmth without urgency—steady, warming, softly grounding. It’s designed for depletion, emotional flatness, or the “I can’t quite get going” kind of days.
A cup for:
low energy
emotional heaviness without intensity
feeling disconnected or dimmed
gentle re-entry into the day
Not stimulation.
Not intensity.
Just warmth returning slowly.
Soul Space Prism
Grounding Herbal Blend
For the noise in your mind that won’t settle.
Cool, clearing, and deeply grounding—this blend is designed for stillness. For when you need space between your thoughts again.
A cup for:
mental clutter
overstimulation
difficulty settling
grounding after emotional or social overload
It doesn’t silence you.
It gives you room to hear yourself again.
The Ritual
Steep slowly.
Let it be unproductive.
Let it be still.
This is not wellness as optimization.
This is care as interruption.
A moment where nothing is required of you except to be here.
Crafted With Intention
Small-batch herbal blends
Naturally caffeine-conscious botanicals
No artificial flavors or fillers
Designed for emotional ritual use, not clinical treatment
This Collection Is For You If…
You move through the world feeling deeply, sometimes too deeply.
You hold a lot—emotionally, mentally, internally—and you rarely get spaces that ask nothing from you in return.
This is one of those spaces.
Heart Space Glow
Herbal Tea for Anxiety, Panic-Like Feelings & Emotional Overwhelm
There are moments when anxiety doesn’t build slowly—it arrives all at once.
Your chest tightens, your thoughts speed up, and your body feels on alert with no clear place to put it.
Heart Space Glow is a soft floral herbal tea crafted for those moments of emotional overwhelm, anxiety, and panic-like sensations. It is designed as a grounding ritual to support a return to steadiness.
Chamomile, lemon balm, and tulsi are traditionally used in herbal wellness to support relaxation and nervous system ease. Rose and jasmine bring a gentle floral softness that helps create emotional comfort, while vanilla adds warmth and a sense of ease in the body.
This is not a substitute for medical care, diagnosis, or treatment. It is a supportive herbal ritual for moments when you need gentleness while you find your way back to center.
Ingredients:
Chamomile, Lemon Balm, Tulsi, Rose Petals, Jasmine, Vanilla
A cup for:
anxiety spikes or panic-like feelings
emotional overwhelm or overstimulation
nervous system activation or sensitivity
moments when you need grounding and softness
Sip slowly. Let your body come down in its own time.
Sun Kissed Aura
Herbal Tea for Low Energy, Emotional Flatness & Gentle Warmth
Some days don’t feel heavy—they feel muted.
Like your energy is there, but dimmed beneath the surface.
Sun Kissed Aura is a warm, grounding herbal blend designed for low-energy days, emotional flatness, or feeling disconnected from your usual sense of spark.
Rooibos creates a naturally smooth, full-bodied base. Calendula brings a soft, golden floral warmth that feels steady and grounding. Vanilla adds comfort and roundness, while a subtle hint of orange peel lifts the aroma just slightly—more fragrant than bold, like warmth in the background rather than the forefront.
This tea is not stimulating. It does not push energy or intensity. It is designed to offer gentle warmth and ease as you move through lower, slower days.
Ingredients:
Rooibos, Calendula, Orange Peel, Vanilla
A cup for:
low mood or emotional flatness
fatigue or depletion
feeling “dim” or disconnected
slow, gentle daily rituals
Warm, steady, and softly supportive—like sunlight you don’t have to chase.
Soul Space Prism
Herbal Tea for Mental Overwhelm, Stress & Grounding Rituals
When your mind feels crowded—too many thoughts, too much input, no clear place to land—what you need isn’t more stimulation.
You need space.
Soul Space Prism is a grounding herbal blend created for mental overwhelm, overstimulation, and moments when you need to reset your internal pace.
Lavender, peppermint, and chamomile create a calming herbal foundation traditionally used to support relaxation and ease. Sage adds an earthy, clearing depth. Hibiscus brings a soft tart brightness, while butterfly pea flower adds a gentle visual shift that turns the cup into a grounding ritual in itself.
This is not about shutting your mind off. It is about giving your thoughts room to settle.
This is not a substitute for medical care, diagnosis, or treatment. It is a supportive herbal ritual for grounding and nervous system ease.
Ingredients:
Lavender, Peppermint, Sage, Butterfly Pea Flower, Hibiscus, Chamomile
A cup for:
mental clutter or overstimulation
racing or scattered thoughts
difficulty relaxing or grounding
evening wind-down or reset rituals
Sip slowly. Let the noise thin out.
The Deep End
Heavy-heart days call for heavy artillery: a rose and cardamom essential oil blend, mineral salts, pink Himalayan salt, real rose petals, and jojoba oil. Pour it in, lock the door, and sink.
This is the respite. What comes after is the reckoning.
Breathe deep. Take up the entire tub. Nobody needs you for the next hour, and if they think they do, they're wrong.
4 oz. and 8 oz. options available.
Meditation, but make it a bath. A cedarwood and frankincense essential oil blend, pure white mineral salts, jojoba oil — no petals, no glitter, nothing to look at but the back of your own eyelids.
Soul Space Prism tea is meditation in a cup. This is meditation in a tub. Breathe in smoke and resin, breathe out everything else.
Pour it in. Go under. Come back quieter.
4 oz. and 8 oz. available.
Soul Cartography
Complete Seven-Chakra Ritual Spray Collection
Seven chakras. Seven intentions. One complete spectrum.
Soul Cartography brings together all seven of The Impertinent Woman’s Chakra Ritual Sprays in one complete collection.
Each spray was created around a different chakra and its symbolic energy, with its own distinctive scent, color, and character. Use them individually or incorporate the full collection into your personal ritual practice.
ROOTED — Root Chakra
Earthy • Warm • Spiced • Grounding
A warm, earthy blend for rituals centered around grounding, stability, connection, and feeling anchored in your own space.
PULSE — Sacral Chakra
Warm • Spiced • Floral • Bright
A vibrant blend for rituals centered around creativity, movement, sensuality, emotional expression, and embracing your spark.
RADIANCE — Solar Plexus Chakra
Bright • Citrus • Warm • Spiced
A bright, invigorating blend for rituals centered around confidence, personal power, optimism, and stepping fully into your presence.
AMOR — Heart Chakra
Floral • Soft • Romantic • Creamy
A lush floral blend for rituals centered around love, compassion, connection, self-worth, and keeping your heart open without giving yourself away.
EXPRESSION — Throat Chakra
Cool • Herbal • Fresh • Woody
A crisp, refreshing blend for rituals centered around communication, clarity, authenticity, and finding your voice.
INSIGHT — Third Eye Chakra
Herbal • Woody • Soft • Meditative
A thoughtful herbal blend for rituals centered around reflection, intuition, awareness, and looking beyond the surface.
ETHER — Crown Chakra
Soft • Floral • Woody • Meditative
A gentle, contemplative blend for rituals centered around stillness, mindfulness, spiritual connection, and quiet reflection.
WHAT’S INCLUDED
✦ Rooted — 2 oz
✦ Pulse — 2 oz
✦ Radiance — 2 oz
✦ Amor — 2 oz
✦ Expression — 2 oz
✦ Insight — 2 oz
✦ Ether — 2 oz
$90 for all seven
$105 individual value — that’s one spray FREE.
Use the collection as part of your meditation, journaling, altar work, personal rituals, or whenever you want to create an intentional moment for yourself.
Seven sprays. Seven colors. Seven expressions of intention.
ROOTED
Root Chakra Ritual Spray
Come back to yourself. Come back to center. Come back to earth.
Rooted is a warm, earthy blend created for rituals centered around grounding, stability, connection, and feeling anchored in your own space.
Deep cedarwood and patchouli create an earthy foundation, warmed with cardamom, vanilla, and black pepper, while a touch of sweet orange adds a bright lift. Finished with a rich rosewood-toned shimmer.
Scent profile: Earthy • Warm • Spiced • Softly Sweet • Grounding
Color: Red
Use Rooted as part of your personal ritual, meditation, journaling practice, or whenever you want to create a moment of grounded intention.
EXPRESSION
Throat Chakra Ritual Spray
Speak clearly. Speak honestly. Speak your truth.
Expression is a crisp, refreshing blend created for rituals centered around communication, clarity, authenticity, and finding the courage to let your voice be heard.
Cool peppermint and clary sage create a clean, herbal opening, balanced by grounding frankincense and smooth sandalwood. Finished with a deep sea shimmer.
Scent profile: Cool • Herbal • Fresh • Woody • Grounding
Color: Deep Sea
Use Expression as part of your personal ritual, meditation, journaling, creative practice, or whenever you want to create a moment of intentional clarity and authentic expression.
AMOR
Heart Chakra Ritual Spray
Open softly. Love boldly. Keep your heart yours.
Amor is a lush, romantic blend created for rituals centered around love, compassion, connection, self-worth, and the courage to keep your heart open without giving yourself away.
Rose and geranium create a soft floral heart, while bergamot and neroli bring brightness and depth. Vanilla adds a warm, creamy finish, wrapped in a beautiful green-and-deep-sea shimmer.
Scent profile: Floral • Soft • Citrus • Creamy • Romantic
Color: Green + Deep Sea
Use Amor as part of your personal ritual, meditation, journaling, self-love practice, or whenever you want to create a moment of intentional connection and compassion.
PULSE
Sacral Chakra Ritual Spray
Warmth. Creativity. Movement. Pleasure.
Pulse is a vibrant, soft but spicy blend created for rituals centered around creative energy, emotional movement, sensuality, and embracing the spark that makes you feel fully alive.
Jasmine and sweet orange bring a bright, floral lift while cardamom adds a warm, spicy pulse beneath it all. Finished with a fiery rust shimmer.
Scent profile: Warm • Spiced • Floral • Bright
Color: Fiery Rust
Use Pulse as part of your personal ritual, meditation, creative practice, journaling, or whenever you want to create a moment of intentional energy and movement.
RADIANCE
Solar Plexus Chakra Ritual Spray
Brighten the room. Take up space. Let yourself freaking shine.
Radiance is a bright, invigorating blend created for rituals centered around confidence, personal power, optimism, and stepping fully into your own presence.
A sparkling citrus opening of bergamot, lemon, sweet orange, and grapefruit is warmed with ginger and pink pepper, creating a scent that feels bright, energetic, and unapologetically alive. Finished with a golden shimmer.
Scent profile: Bright • Citrus • Warm • Spiced • Energizing
Color: Gold
Use Radiance as part of your personal ritual, meditation, journaling, creative practice, or whenever you want to create a moment of intentional confidence and presence.
ETHER
Crown Chakra Ritual Spray
Rise above the noise. Make space for stillness. Reach beyond the ordinary.
Ether is a soft, meditative blend created for rituals centered around reflection, spiritual connection, mindfulness, and creating space for quiet contemplation.
Lavender creates a gentle floral opening while sandalwood brings warmth, depth, and a smooth grounding finish. A soft lavender shimmer completes the ethereal feel.
Scent profile: Soft • Floral • Woody • Meditative • Warm
Color: Lavender
Use Ether as part of your personal ritual, meditation, journaling, contemplation, or whenever you want to create a moment of stillness and intentional connection.
INSIGHT
Third Eye Chakra Ritual Spray
Quiet the noise. Turn inward. Trust what you already know.
Insight is a thoughtful herbal blend created for rituals centered around reflection, intuition, awareness, and looking beyond the surface.
Rosemary and clary sage bring an aromatic herbal clarity, softened by sandalwood and chamomile with a gentle lavender finish. Deep purple sea shimmer gives it a mysterious, twilight quality.
Scent profile: Herbal • Woody • Soft • Lavender • Grounded
Color: Deep Sea Purple
Use Insight as part of your personal ritual, meditation, journaling, contemplation, or whenever you want to create a moment of quiet awareness and reflection.